Well... it looks like I've now been ACCEPTED into my local Freecycling group. Yippee!

My first email from the moderators is a LONG, LONG, LONG list of rules and is worded in such a way that if I sneeze or breathe wrong I will be thrown out of the group -- terminated, banned, shunned for all time!
I am not publishing the city name to protect the innocent, the guilty, and all in between.. lol!

here is the opening:

Welcome to Freecycle...